SHIT It's the Bishoffe
The Bischofe!
Mark McFadden@warnerbros.com
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 14:34:00 -0800
Subject: DG:
[Black.]
[Extreme close-ups of a series of video images. The Rodney King riots.
Reginald Denny being pulled from his truck.]
NARRATOR
In a city under siege.
[Waco footage. Oklahoma City scenes.]
NARRATOR
In a country under fire.
[Gulf War footage. Various terrorist bombings. Riots, burning flags,
etc.]
NARRATOR
In a world gone mad.
[MUSIC: opening riffs of "Bad to the Bone"]
[Extreme close-up of cigar butt hitting ground, then ground under
jack-booted heel]
[Extreme close-up of match being struck across stubbled jawline.
Camera follows match to end of new cigar being puffed alight]
[Pull back to full shot of backlit AXL GOTTERDAMMERUNG in urban camo,
armed with shotgun]
NARRATOR
One man _...
[Close-up of tanned, oiled, muscular, shaved, vein-laden forearm as it
rhythmically pumps the shotgun]
NARRATOR
_... has had enough.
[MUSIC stops]
[Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling
AXL aiming down barrel in BG]
AXL
Wie geht's?
[BOOOOM!]
[MUSIC: White Zombie metal riff]
[Series of big fiery explosions, quick cuts of various people flying
through air ahead of explosions, several vehicles redlining, tires
squealing, sparks cascading from cars trying to force each other off
of roads, flaming motorcycles and riders vaulting over obstacles and
crashing into water, AXL running toward camera followed by humongus
billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives off
of ship, muscle car crashing through wall into middle of crack house]
NARRATOR
Arnold Shwarzenegger IS Axl Gotterdammerung.
CUT TO:
[Overhead POV, AXL is being propelled toward the camera by an enormous
fiery explosion.]
AXL
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
NARRATOR
And Axl Gotterdammerung is__THE BISHOF.
CUT TO:
[AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of
flame that just misses consuming him as he dives out of tunnel]
AXL
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
[AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of
flame that just misses consuming him as he dives through plate-glass
window]
AXL
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
CUT TO:
[Karotechia HQ. Dr. Bitterich is handing costumes to hand-picked
Ritter and Bishof]
BITTERICH
You vill infiltrate the objective under the cover of the costume
party. Invitations haf been forged, you vill be costumed as classical
composers.
REINHARD GALT
I'll be Wagner
HANS
I'll be Beethoven
FRANZ
I'll be Brahms
AXL
I'll be Bach.
CUT TO:
[AXL during lull. Sweaty, stained, bruised and bloodied.]
AXL
I'm getting too old for this sh..
[BOOOM!]
[MUSIC stops]
CUT TO:
[Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling
AXL aiming down barrel in BG]
AXL
Auf wiedersehen, baby.
[BOOOOM!]
CUT TO BLACK:
NARRATOR
Coming this Christmas to a theater near you.
The Man in Black
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 21:08:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: DG: S**t! It's the Bishof!
On Thu, 17 Dec 1998, Mark McFadden@warnerbros.com wrote:
> Arnold Shwarzenegger IS Axl Gotterdammerung.
Folks, I think we have a winner...
The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins
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