"Does a carpenter care what color is his hammer?" - Stefan Alzis
"Give a child a hammer and everything becomes a nail." - Unknown


IT'S COMPETITION TIME!

Bischofes and Ritter ALL CALL.

Post all your ideas for vile members of the Karotechia and the twelve most evil and twisted characters will be selected by an arcane and as yet undetermined method for promotion to the high holy rank of Bischofe. The rest will be relegated to the lowly rank of Ritter, if they don't end up on Reinhard Galt's dinner table. Although I'm not expecting a whole lot, for "the best list on the internet" we sure don't post many characters

"If we're really lucky, the Pagan Publishing Staff will sober up long enough to offer some sort of trinket or goodie to all the winners. Then again, maybe those tight-fisted penny-pinching bastards will pull a Scrooge and Grinch us all to death."


Joseph 'ALPHONSE' Camp

Subject: Re: DG: Emerald Hammer WANTS YOU~!
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998 01:42:37 -0800

The Pagan staff, suitably liquored, agreed to offer a copy of ALIEN INTELLIGENCE signed by Reynolds, Glancy, Detwiller, and Tynes, to the one author who submits, in my personal and idiosyncratic estimation, the most unpleasant and unusual character write-up to the MiB. In short, MiB, you pick out the Bischofe you're looking for, and then we'll pick an uber-winner from those.

Now wasn't that simple?

be seeing you,
Alphonse


The Man in Black

Subject: Re: DG: Emerald Hammer WANTS YOU~!
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1998
Kewl... Hey, wait a minute. Does that mean that I'm disqualified from picking twelve of my own personal bischofes to assure my material gain?

I'VE BEEN SCREWED!

The Man in Black is : busy outsmarting himself


The Man in Black

Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 23:20:54 -0500 (EST)

In order to qualify for the "Best Bischofe" award, a complete bio would be necessary. A few little scratches is not good enough to justify air freight costs.


Important Characters

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Die Bischoffe

Die Ritter

Die Baur

The Fate

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Neutrals

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