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The Gunfondlers in Full:
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Flechettes and Glasers and anti-tank sabots
Mossburgs and Stoners and se'ensixtwo NATO
Dragon's Breath 12 Gauge and whirling shot bolos
Custom rig holsters that look like Han Solo's
Rho-desian Jungle Rounds
Worn on the sling
These are a few of my fav-o-rite things
Napalm and Flamethrowers
Bear Traps, Bazookas
Nu-clear suitcases
mysterious shooters
These are a few of my fav-o-rite things
H and K MP fives and laser blinders
F sixteen falcons with wingtip sidewinders
Chainfed machineguns with extra-long belts
Full-auto shotguns with solid lead slugs
These are a few of my favourite things
Gunfondlers Fight Song CHORUS:
(sung to the tune of that college song from "Volunteers" that John
Candy
taught the Commies)
Shoot Shoot Shoot for Old Delta Green!
For honor and glory we will win!
Our ammo is endless, our barrels are clean!
and using your fists is a sin!
HANDGUNS
FBI HRT Pistol
H&K USP Full Size
H&K USP Compact
Walther P-99
SUB-MACHINE GUNS AND MACHINE PISTOLS
FN Herstal's P90 PDW
Heckler and Koch HK UMP-45
Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol
Calico SMG's
H&K SP-89's
Steyr 9mm AUG
LONG-GUNS
.50 Calibre Rifles
Barret M-82 or M-92
Grizzly .50 cals
La Pauza Rifles
Steyr Scout Rifle
Heckler and Koch G36 Series - NEW
AMMUNITION
Beta C-Mags - NEW
9mm +P and +P+ - High Pressure Loadings
9mm Subsonic and others
TACTICS
The rules of Safety
Gun-Fighting Terminology- NEW
MISCELANEOUS
The revivalist
Specialist Weapons
Hellfire Assault Trigger
Capsicum Sprays
RECOMMENDED LINKS
HK Pro - the best source for H&K Info!
MEMBER NO:
000 MiB.
001 Austin
"AKA Nightgaunt" Chamberlain.
002
0.22 Rob
Shankly.
2+1 (COM, COM, Head) Master Phil Ward.
004 Adam "Glazer Killer"
Crossingham.
005 Heiko "Sci-Fi
Weapons are not so bad, really!" Aulbach.
006 ANDREA???
007 Rob "what do you mean
.50 cal rifles won't help?" Thomas.
008 "Jimmie
"Friendly Fire" Bise, Jr.
009 Frank
M Adams.
023 Mark "Make My Day"
McFadden.
087 Bill
Steinen.
.308 Keith "no funny quote"
Potter.
357 Andrew D. Gable
.375 Thomas Woodall
313 Mikko
Kauppinen.
404 Florian R. Hanke.
454 Dave
Farnell.
666 Josh Shaw.
668 Stefan Alzis.
688 Michael
"Emergency Deep" Layne.
DG Gunfondlers Monty Python Honorary Membership:
Graeme "Stay at home
in the lab producing weapons of mass destruction"
Price.